Joske Studies Kabbalah

Men are so pathetic!
 
The things they'll do to impress some lousy girl...
2 days ago, I found out that my greasy-no-use-bum neighbor - Jose, has changed his name on his mailbox to JOSKE! Why you ask? After a few inquiries, I discovered he had started learning Kabbalah, and he had decided to adopt the Jewish name Joske!
 
HUH!
 
Well, this story stinks to high heaven, I thought, and I was right. It didn't take more than one day before I heard our Joske telling Dolores, the celebrity fanatic, he's Madonna's new best friend! Now Dolores is all over him, hoping he'll let her meet Madonna! I hope she'll kick him good when she discovers the truth. You know what?  With a name like Joske, he already got his punishment.

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MISS MOSS